Latest side-effect:
I grew another head.
The doctor said that
the reason for this
development was
definitely not
the drugs prescribed.
No, it was due to
the fact that I
had clearly always
had these dual-headed
tendencies. Perhaps
this was due to heredity?
In any case, it was
my problem, not hers,
apparently. In fact,
according to my doctor,
I would have been a
two-headed freak all along
were it not for the
otherwise
symptom-less illness,
ot which head loss was,
after all,
a common feature.
The illness that
now, happily,
their drugs had
cured entirely:
Lucky me! She wondered
why I didn't jump
for joy. Oh boy!
I feel so bloody uncomfortable,
with this second head -
but I have to learn
to live with it.
That's what my doctor said.
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