I started up a Facebook account,
but only because my teenage children insisted:
fake name, no photo and
definitely no private details,
although I did state my gender.
I added three friends.
They were my teenage children.
I added the one
whom I mistrusted the least
to my highly exclusive "close friends" list -
so that, if and when I ever share
a status update,
I can be sure that
no-one else will ever read it.
I refuse to link my Facebook
to my Twitter account,
which is under a different fake name,
because even though I never, ever
Tweet anything, or follow anyone else's Tweets -
still, I wouldn't like to risk...
People can find out all of your private
details through Facebook and Twitter, you know.