Of course God doesn't have a female side.
So, was Eve really just an afterthought?
I've tried to reconcile this. How I've tried.
Was Mary not a goddess? I was taught
By Mormon missionaries, Beliefnet,
Half-hearted school teachers - whoever would
Sacrifice units of time. Still, as yet
No one religion seems as though it could
Provide the sanctuary my spirit craves -
But no-one likes me being multi-faith.
Don't want to end up popping "E" at raves.
I seek a form of Ecstasy that's safe.
Must switch my thoughts off - learn to meditate.
I've found no doctrine yet to overrate.