"Black-and-white (with a golden beak)"

I don’t believe in anything but this.

I can be as black-and-white as you can.

You like your Guinness. You go on the piss.

Don’t blame that on my friend, Mr. Toucan.



You must admire my friend’s big golden beak –

Just like an inflatable banana.

You meet a parrot – wait for him to speak.

You’d avoid a vulture or piranha,



Or any creature you misunderstand.

That covers most of them, including me.

Without a sauce, you’d find your veg too bland.

You couldn’t last one week without TV.



My meaning is as clear as mud to you.

You need your Guinness, and wrong point of view.