"Because We Want To" (after Billie Piper)

Why do you get drunk every night?
Because we want to. Because we want to.
Why do you always pick a fight?
Because we want to. Because we want to.


Why do you screw so many "birds"?
Because we want to. Because we want to.
Why do you act like a bunch of turds?
Because we want to. Because we want to.


Why do you live on Cadbury's Smash?
Because we want to. Because we want to.
Why are you always smoking hash?
Because we want to. Because we want to.


Why do you do but never think?
Because we want to. Because we want to.
Why do you pee in the kitchen sink?
Because we want to. Because we want to.


Why swap the stickers on Rubik's Cubes?
Because we want to. Because we want to.
Why do you gawp at Jordan's boobs?
Because we want to. Because we want to.


Why do you tell so many lies?
Because we want to. Because we want to.
Why do you laugh when your girlfriend cries?
Because we want to. Because we want to.