"Disappointing Daughter"

Meet their disappointing daughter,

with her disappointing ways.

They would oh-so-love to humour her,

but it really never pays.

What's wrong with that girl, anyway?

She's always in a daze.

Why won't she join in with their games?

Her brother always plays.

It's not that they're ashamed of her -

but some of her displays -

and, let's face it, in public, too...

Such a disappointing daughter:

imperfect;

human;

got drunk when younger;

went out with a few dodgy blokes,

when younger -

such a disappointing daughter,

with her disappointing - unforgivably

disappointing - ways.