Sunday, 27 November 2011

"Beyond 'friendsreunited'"

My job title is impressive –
the work I do, a total bore.
My wife is blonde and beautiful,
and sleeping with the bloke next-door.


We do have “two kids, one of each”,
and both of them are thugs,
who only go to uni
for the sex, and drink and drugs.


I might well paint a pretty picture:
my "friendsreunited" profile.
It’s not as if I’ve lied, as such.
Meanwhile…

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